Chapter One
Lucky
bent over an unconscious blond cowboy. The
guards had dumped the stranger flat on his back without a word of explanation. He couldn't
believe this guy's getup: western shirt,
chaps, even a few strands of hay caught under his tooled leather boots, trapped in what
looked - and smelled - like a king-sized cow patty.
The
well-built man sat up with a confused expression on his face. He rubbed his head and gave him lopsided grin.
"Boy Howdy! Where am I?"
"Huh,
boy?" the blond man asked. "What are ya talking about?"
"Well,
that would be the surprise that's waiting for you," Lucky said. He slammed his hand against the wall in frustration
and sat down on his bunk.
Confusion
radiated from the well-built stranger. "I don't know," he choked.
"Everything's kinda cloudy in my brain."
Lucky
shook his head. This man was even worse off than him. "Well, what's your name?"
he asked again.
The
man frowned. "Why should I confide in ya? I don't gotta tell ya nuthin.'"
Lucky's
eyebrows rose. "Because I'm the only hope you have of breaking out of here."
The
man's eyes twinkled. "You got 'rescue me' written all over ya, boy." He drew
himself to his full height and flexed his biceps. "I'm Heath Barkley. Have some
respect for yer elders."
"Whatever,"
Lucky said. "I've been locked up here for nearly a year. You'll learn."
"What?"
"How
to be a prisoner!"
"I've
already been one," Heath said, sighing. "I was in a prison camp 'cause of the
war."
"Looks
like you are again. I have NO idea why they threw you in here. This cell isn't large
enough for both of us. You're getting on my nerves!"
"So,
young whippersnapper, now what are we gonna do?" the cowboy demanded. "I surely
ain't ready to die just to please you."
"You
won't have a choice," Lucky replied. Keys
rattled, and the large, iron door creaked open. The two young men with their fair coloring
and bright blue eyes were both strong, but they were no match for the long-haired Danish
man who stood in front of them. It was Faison, Luckys captor. He had a huge gun
aimed at them.
"You
haf been brought here for a special reason," the evil-looking man taunted.
"Yeah,
for your entertainment," Lucky shot back.
"Your
sarcasm is hardly appreciated, young Spencer, although in this case it is da truth."
"See,
what did I tell you?" Lucky said.
The
cowboy lunged forward, then reeled back as a bullet whizzed through the air. He hit the floor and laid still.
Lucky
Spencer shouted in horror. "Heath!!"
Lucky
looked down in shock at the felled westerner, a man both handsome and rugged, a man he'd
hoped would help him escape the madman. He frantically patted Heath's chest. He frowned
when he couldn't find a red patch of blood. Faison's maniacal laughter rang in his ears,
making him want to kill him with his bare hands. Would Faison ever grow a heart, or was he
destined to be the Grinch of the Scandinavian world, becoming more black and evil by the
minute?
"Master
Spencer, you are sooo amusing," Faison hissed. "The man is faking. Look at der
bullet hole in der wall." Faison pointed
to a black smudge on the concrete block. At the same time Heath opened one blue eye and
fixed it on Lucky's surprised face.
His
glance said it all. Play along with me, boy, while I bide some time. Pretend with me; lure
the madman into the cell so we can both jump him. His eye closed, and Lucky rose with more
determination in his heart than he'd had in months.
"He's
had a heart attack," Lucky sneered. "You scared him to death. There's no
heartbeat. He's toast."
Faison
sputtered and his face darkened. "Get away from der door," he motioned with an
irritated wave of his hand. "No tricks. I am warning you, Master Spencer."
shrugged
and moved from the door yet drew closer to the stranger. He positioned himself so Heath
could suddenly jump up and strangle the goon. Lucky would then steal his gun. It would
work. It had to! This might be their only chance for freedom.
Faison
shooed Lucky away and held his ugly, troll-like face close to the downed stranger.
"Too bad you are dead," he gloated. "It's a shame you're a wimp. Heart
attack!" He shook his head and made a disgusted sound with his yellowing teeth.
"Dadgum
VARMINT!" Heath yelled as he leaped to his feet and laid a
The
handsome cowboy looked puzzled as he proceeded to seat his muscular bulk on Faison's back,
pinning the small man to the dirt floor of the cell. "Rapper?"
"You
know." Lucky motioned, giving him a cool guy high sign with his hands waving in front
of him and doing the hip-hop back and forth shuffle.
"You
have fits?" the cowboy questioned.
Lucky's
face fell. "No," he grumbled, smoothing out his hair.
"Quit
yer groomin' Mr. Fancypants. Get his gun."
Lucky
bent down to inspect Faison, but neither of them realized Faison still had a death grip on
his pistol. The cowboy was merely sitting on him, not restraining his arms.
"Take
this, Master Spencer," Faison snarled as his arm extended toward the boy. He pulled
hard on the trigger, and the loud retort made Heath jump up.
Lucky
flew across the room, smashed into the wall, then sagged down in a bloody heap. He cried
out harshly, gripping his bleeding thigh and twisting in agony. Faison fired again, and
Lucky screamed as another bullet pierced his side.
The
cowboy lunged for the madman, but Faison was too fast. He pumped iron into the man's
stomach at close range; three bullets strafed across his washboard abs. The cowboy's eyes
rolled up into his head, and he fell backwards against the flimsy cot, banging his torso
against it and groaning as he slid down its length, landing flat on his face.
Lucky
panted and gulped. This wasn't going as planned. Were they so naïve to assume Faison
didn't have dastardly plans for them, plans so diabolical no man could survive them? Lucky
moaned, and he grimaced in pain as Faison dusted himself off and called for his henchman,
Wilem.
"Help
me with them!" Faison shouted.
Lucky's
mind turned fuzzy, refusing to work properly. He was dragged helplessly from the cell,
leaving behind a trail of blood soiling the earthen floor. He weakly turned his head to
see the cowboy lifted and positioned onto Wilem's back, carried after him like a heavy
sack of potatoes.
"Nooo..."
Lucky gasped. His eyes kept trying to close, but he wouldn't
"To
da time ma-chine," Faison gritted out in broken English.
"Time?"
Lucky questioned. His head nodded, and he squinted as his vision faded.
Faison
propped him against a huge, metallic cylinder, an object that appeared alien, not entirely
belonging to the earth or the twentieth century.
"Do
not question, fair boy," Faison said. He worked his fingers rapidly over the keypad
located on the side of the machine, which suddenly whirred to attention and glowed.
"Did you study HIS-tory in your miserable American schools?"
Lucky
groaned and sank against Faison.
Faison
slapped him to attention. "Have a nice trip, COWBOY!" he mocked as he shoved
Lucky through the portal. The machine made a sound like a thunderbolt and flashed
ominously, enveloping Lucky in its strange light and dimming to show that Lucky was now
absent from the premises.
Faison
clapped his hands together. "Have fun, Master Spencer. Medicine is so much more
primitive in the old American West. Hope you survive." He sneered malevolently.
"Or not."
The
injured cowboy was deposited in front of the machine, groaning and cupping a huge red
circle soaking his midriff.
"Stupid
cowpoke, Faison said. You are a lucky man, Heath Barkley. Port Charles has a
modern hospital. As Lucky jettisons to the past, you will be propelled forward to a time
many years into the future. The universe must be parallel. One leaves the present whilst
another leaps into the future. Good luck finding a horse, simple man!"
Heath
was pushed face first into the machine, which gladly sucked him in and spat him out --
right into Luke's bar.
"What
the HELL?" Luke Spencer shouted as a blond man crashed down on top of a table and
remained spread-eagled and unconscious.