Just like most Americans, I've wasted some time in front of
the old Boob Tube. But my absolute favorite time waster is Road Rovers and
The Adventures of Captain Zoom in Outer
Space. And let us not forget my Comic Book collection 
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Internet Movie Database (An
excellent place to find more good and bad videos)
(Note: I'm not saying the links here are bad, just the video they are about)
The A-Team (I
won't say what I think the "A" stands for)
Absolutely
Fabulous (Still trying to figure out what is fabulous about
this)
Adventures of HERCULES
(The Fabio of TV)
Airwolf (Ernie, Ernie,
Ernie...)
ALF (I wonder if
Alf tastes like chicken)
American
Gladiators (Professionals beating the crap out of amateurs)
Babylon 5 (Should have only gone
for four seasons)
Batman: The
Animated Series (They just couldn't leave a good thing alone)
Battlestar Galactica (Bonanza
in space... It can't get any better than this)
Baywatch (Gosh… I
wonder why this is the world's most popular show)
Baywatch Nights
(Baywatch meets Ghostbusters)
Beauty and
the Beast (A chick show)
Beavis and
Butt-Head (Heh. Heh. Heh. You said Web Page. Heh. Heh. Heh.)
Blake 7 (A good
show… Until they killed off the title character... Which was
in the first season!)
The Brady
Bunch (A modernized version of "Leave It To
Beaver")
Buck
Rodgers in the 25th Century (Beady, beady, beady)
Busom
Buddies (At least this didn't end Tom Hank's career)
Charlie's Angels
(Pre-Baywatch)
CHiPs (I can't get
that stupid song out of my head!)
A
Clockwork Orange (Good family entertainment… Not!)
Diver Dan
(It's got a fish who goes around with a tomahawk. What can I
say?)
Doctor
Who (I know shows that come out of England are a little off
center, but…)
The Dukes
Of Hazzard (Birthplace of the flying car)
Earth 2 (Good idea, poor
execution)
The
Flash (At least Mark Hamill got some air time)
Friends
(A Seinfled wanna be)
Gamera
(A whole industry was built around a flying turtle)
Gerry
Anderson (The puppet master)
Gilligan's
Island (We need to perform Nuclear testing on this island)
Godzilla (See Gamera)
Gumby
(Scary. Just plain scary)
Hawaii 5-0
(Dano should have booked the show instead)
I Love Lucy
(Waaa! Ricky! I want to be in the Internet)
Knight Rider
(Kitt should have gone solo)
Knots
Landing (What can I say. I hate soap operas)
Land
of the Giants (Look out for the Giant props!)
Lost
in Space (It's just a sitcom in space)
Magnum,
P.I. (How many times can we watch Higgins and Magnum torment
each other?)
M*A*S*H
(Should have stopped after Trapper left)
Mister Rogers' Neighborhood
(Okay. I'm just plain evil)
The Monkees
(They scarred me for life)
The Nanny (A show needs
more than just a bad accent)
Pinky
& The Brain (They need to finally take over the world so
then can take this show off the air)
Power Rangers (A
show with the production values of Lost In Space)
Ren-n-Stimpy
(Went down hill after the creator got fired)
Return of the
Jedi (A two hour commercial for Star Wars merchandise!)
Sailor Moon (Can someone please
explain this show to me?)
Scooby Doo
(An Astro wanna-be)
Six Million
Dollar Man (At least now we know how Bionic limbs sound like)
SPACE
1999 (1999 is only a few years away! You have been warned)
Space
Rangers (Had a quick and merciful death)
Starblazers
(A submarine that flies in space… Okay)
Star
Trek: Deep Space Nine (It started out good but soon turned
into a soap opera in space)
Star
Trek: The Next Generation (All they do is talk, have meetings
and talk some more!)
Star
Trek: Voyager (Can we at least admit we've used ALL the Star
Trek ideas up)
Stingray
(Sting is the operative word here)
Gerry
Anderson's Supercar (See Gary Anderson)
Superman:
The animated Series (Started out good but quickly turned
into, as Kal-el said, "Same old, same old")
Three's
Company (Charlie's Angels: The sitcom)
TV Nation (He should
have stuck with movies)
"U.N.C.L.E." (They
should have said UNCLE on this one)
Voyage to the
Bottom of the Sea (The controls always caught fire yet still
worked)
Wonder Woman
(Niiice costume)
Xena: Warrior Princess
(Suffers from the Wonder Woman syndrome)
Animaniacs
(Not as good as Tiny Toons but still worth watching)
Batman:
Original TV Series (Where is Adam West when you need him?)
Buckaroo
Banzai (He's a Brain Surgeon, Rocket Scientist and
Super Hero!)
Dinosaurs
(If the Flinstones had been done with dinosaurs)
Duckman
("What the hell are you staring at?")
Dune (The most
under rated movie of all time!!!)
"8th
Man" (Hey! He's not smoking cigarettes! Those are energy
pills! So lay off!!!)
The Empire
Strikes Back (Dark is good... Well, in movies anyway!)
The
Flintstones (The Honeymooners in the stone age)
Hogan's Heroes
(It's more than a sitcom, it's about history)
Indiana Jones
(Okay. It's not realistic but that is what makes it so fun!)
Jackie
Chan (Forget Arnold, Sly and Vandam)
Macgyver
(He can save the world just with his swiss army knife)
Mission: Impossible
(Young Republicans saving the world!)
Men In Black (Best movie
I have seen in a long time! Jones is great!)
Mr. Bean
(He's funny even when he doesn't say anything)
Pink Panther (It
worked for Willie E. Coyote)
Remington
Steele (The scam master)
The
Rockford Files (The most realistic detective show ever)
SCTV (May
the classics never die)
Sledge Hammer (Someone who
sleeps with his gun can't be all bad)
Seinfeld (Come on! It's a
show about nothing! Of course it is going to be listed here!)
The Simpsons
(It keeps going and going and going…)
Star Wars (A
statement from my generation... We're doomed!)
The Three Stooges
(It's a guy thing)
Tiny Toon
Adventures (The original Animaniacs!)
TOS Star
Trek (They actually do stuff!)
Veggietales (I sadly
admit I relate to Larry the Cucumber far too much)
The Visitor
("V") (The best invasion series ever)
The Wild
West (I was born a century too late!)
Wings
(From the makers of Cheers but better)
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